Trouble Must be My Middle Name Because I am Full of it.

dated: Spring 2008

To the boys whose fancy I tickle...
Yes you mr. Drunk
Yes you mr. I have a gf but I would still like to fuck you
Yes you mr. Compete with your best friend and force the girl into a love triangle
Yes you mr. Macho man searching for a trophy arm piece
And you mr. Old guy with a daughter my age
Oh and don't think that I forgot about you mr. Sensitive / I don't know what I want

Please, please, please just leave me be. Why have you all decided to come back at the same time?